Hello again, I think that this is the most posts I've made such a short period of time!
Whew. Anyhow, who's been watching the Amazing Race 6? Ooh ooh ooh, pick me pick me! If you haven't, shame on you. It's the best “reality show” out there.
If you've been living under a rock, here's the general idea of The Amazing Race. There are 11 teams of 2 that compete in a race around the world. In most legs, the last team to arrive is eliminated.They compete in various tasks and challenges throughout the race that typically have something to do with the country they are in. I'm going to recap most of the stuff/add my two cents.
If you want the official TAR recaps go to the CBS website. For the funnier full recap you can go to Television Without Pity www.televisionwithoutpity.com
Anyhow, season starter last week...I always have trouble differentiating about half the teams because they're all young couples. However I did learn the names of a few teams. The requisite old couple, Don and Mary Jean, Lori and Bolo (married pro wrestlers), Jonathan and Victoria (Jonathan manages to be both more of a jackass than Colin from TAR 5, and more obnoxious than Sam from Apprentice season 1) There's Gus and Hera....the father/daugter-non Caucasian team, and Avi and Joe-geeky, Bronx bred Jewish guys. Oy. The other teams I had a bit of trouble telling apart, but hey, as the season goes on...it only gets easier.
**Jonathan said...episode 1 “I'm a mental magician, my power of foresight is just so strong“ also by Jon “I'm a dictator...when we have problems, I tell her what to do“ Divorce his ass Victoria!!! (aka Botox....lol take one good look, you'll agree) ***
So this season race begins in Chicago and their first task is to get on the subway to catch a train to the O' Hare airport. I've never been to Chicago but I have taken the subways in places like London and HK, and I can imagine how hard it would be to try to find the right station and line to get onto. They groups all end up on one of the 3 planes to Reykjavik, Iceland.
A big part of TAR is luck, and the teams that chose the plane transferring through Baltimore demonstrated that perfectly. Their plane was delayed by almost an hour, and although at the beginning of the race that doesn't matter, near the end it will make or break the team.
In Iceland they had to retrieve a clue from behind the Seljalandsfoss waterfall. Some of the teams had difficulty finding the right waterfall....and others just assumed that it wasn't the right one. I don't remember who said this...”I don't know what that waterfall is but that's NOT it” as the shot pans in and focuses on the clue box. Aah....no wonder TAR's editing team wins Emmy's!
After the waterfall, the teams drove out to the Vatnajokull glacier, which Phil Keoghan (the host) voiceovers is the largest glacier in Europe. They get to snowmobile out to a site ON the glacier and stay overnight in a camp. When I saw that shot....I swear I have never wanted to be in TAR more! (except a few seasons ago when the went to Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe...or when they went river sledding last season? Ah who am I kidding.....every show makes me want to be on TAR
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Next day, the teams all go out and have to choose a detour task between searching in a glacial lagoon for a buoy or go ice climbing. The search in the lagoon is more frustrating, but the ice climb is farther away and more physical. Anyhow, the lagoon search is boring, so I'm only going to tell you about the ice climb. THey have to climb this part ofa glacier using ice picks it looks frickin' hard to do.
After the tasks are complete they head towards to the pit stop at the Blue Lagoon hot springs. Surprisingly 2 teams manage to be on the complete opposite end of the lagoon and had to go all the way around. In the end, Avi and Joe were the last ones to arrive and were eliminated. I must say that I was kinda sad....they were quite funny in a self deprecating way. My fave quote from them was “40 years of wandering in a desert and we're sleeping on a glacier“ ---“There is a god and he has a sense of humour“
Peeves from the first episode: After 5 previous races...and I'm sure they had to have watched at least ONE season prior to departing. They should have learned from the previous races mistakes. For example...Adam and Rebecca. You CANNOT assume that the vehicles go on gasoline. If it's a diesel car....it takes DIESEL. This problem never fails to occur for at least one of the teams.
Also, Lori and Bolo....how could you even think that you could get through that part of the race without a MAP?! Oy! And Meredith and Maria....dumb dumb dumb. They could have lost because they decided to follow a group without realizing that they had missed the clue completely. They must have lost at least 3 hours because of that.
Okay...Episode 2
The teams left Iceland and headed to Norway, they ended up all on the same flight and landed at the same time. From there they had to head to an Olympic ski jump and one of the team members had to complete the Roadblock and go down a 1000ft zip line. It looked like SO much fun.....although I'd be peeing my pants I think. (Oh....on a side note about the Roadblock....I'm very happy about their new rule about team members only allowed to do 6 roadblocks each, because now there won't be anymore situations of whiny girlfriends/fiancees making their bf/fiance do all the dirty work. Not naming any names...just saying)
From there they had to go to a old Viking park? Historic thing? I don't remember. Anyhow, they stayed overnight, so again all the teams caught up again. In the morning the teams had to split themselves into to traditional Viking boats and row themselves across a fjord. Bolo had it right when he said the teams basically went fit, young teams versus not really fit, not really young teams. The non fit/young team was doomed to lose....not cuz they weren't young or fit, but because Jonathan....the never ending mouth was on their boat. I'm surprised no one jumped ship from his incessant yelling at them. Oy.
After crossing the fjord, they drove somewhere and go their next clue. They had to choose between roller skiing or a series of traditional accuracy test. There was no real advantage for either task so....eh. Despite the fact that Freddy and Kendra were penalized 30 minutes AND Lena/Kristy got lost, Meredith and Maria lost and were eliminated because they couldn't drive a stick shift.
Big Peeve from Ep. 2 LEARN TO DRIVE STICK IF YOU ARE GOING ON TAR!!! You know you will have at least part of the race through Europe....surprise! They like to drive standard cars there. It was just dumb that Meredith and Maria didn't drive stick. That was just dumb. I kind of liked them but they deserved to lose because of that. And it wasn't really a surprise.
So there you have it...they first two episodes of THE AMAZING :D Watch it next week! (I swear I saw an IKEA sign somewhere in the background of the preview shots. Anyone else think that they're going to Sweden next week?) I also have a feeling that I'm going to be screaming at the TV everytime that Jonathan's on the screen. *sigh*