A dirty bus ride...
So how many times have you noticed the grease marks on the windows caused by the grease on people's heads??? That actually doesn't bother me too much. I usually just look closer at it to examine the extent of greasiness for some reason and then ignore it afterwards. Ever notice how grimy your hands feel after hanging onto those dangly grey things when u have to stand? Or even after touching the long yellow or silver poles by the doors when you are waiting to exit the middle/back doors of the bus? It's kinda gross but hey I let that small-fry stuff go of course! No biggy because there are so many people that take the bus and touch those things that there's no way those hangy things and poles can't get dirty. That is cool with me, I totally understand.
Alright, then what's NOT cool with her? I'll tell you now...Me and my good buddy were just sitting on the bus, “doin' our thang” u know, on our way home from school. Everything is nice and relaxing as usual, until this one man comes onto the bus. This middle aged man with a diamond stud in his ear, yellow diry backpack, covered in dust plops down right behind me and friend. Whatever, nothing out of the ordinary, we all get a bit dirty every now and then. All of a sudden we hear AND feel *PHLEGMY COUGH* *TRYING TO HACK IT OUT TYPE CHOKE KINDA THING SIMILAR TO THE NOISES SOME PARENTS MAKE WHEN BRUSHING THEIR TEETH* followed be a big ,uncovered, full blown..we're talking chernobyl type blast, open mouthed SNEEZE. All over our hair,necks, friend's ear, and jackets. The spray was really magnificent. I couldn't even try to hide how grossed out I was...I immediately started to wipe my back, hair, and neck and stared blatantly at my hands...my friend was laughing so hard through her disgust while I attempted to quickly lean forward to try and dodge the man's next blow. I turned around to glance at him to see if maybe he had noticed that he had rudely sprayed us with his snot. Nope. He just smiled back at us and got up out of his seat since he was about to get off at his stop. I was so surprised as to how ignorant this man was. Who just sneezes and hacks shit out of their lungs and sprays em on people whether on purpose or by accident and not apologize? THERE IS NO WAY that he couldn't have been aware of what he had done. Sure it wasn't serious damage or anything, but it woulda been nice to hear an “oops sorry” at least or he coulda attempted to cover his sneeze. Well, that's what I wanted to share with you happy folks tonight. No grudges to the damn bastard, just disugusted. I hope everyone enjoys the rest of their day/night. Take care..
2:20 a.m...there's no better time other than now to make my first blog! For those of you who think that I am a big perv going by my post title there, it's actually from a song that's stuck in my head for some reason. Alright and I guess that brings me to the end of my first blog. I am too tired to think so 'nites/morning to all! *^_^*
p.s What a gay blog. I know. I will have more exciting ones to come....meanwhile check out some pics in my gallery.