I guess I'll give this BLOG thingy another try. I've had several people comment on the fact that I haven't made an update in quite a while so here goes nothing.
I've been sucked into using Facebook, and I must admit that is not a bad thing. In fact I encourage all of you to give Facebook.com a try. You can catch up with all those people from High School that were way to popular to talk to you then, but now will actually give the time of day, plus you can talk to all the people you really were friends with in High School.
I've also been sucked into moving to Grande Prairie for my job, and that's not such a bad thing either. I like being in smaller town Alberta.
I don't know what else to write on this thing so I'll just end with this thought:
I'm feeling sad today
Gonzo
Well, school is all done for another year ... w00t. Now real life begins once again. Have you ever noticed how you really don't have anything to do once school is over and you haven't started a job yet? It's kinda crazy that way. I hope everyone is having a great summer so far. I'm getting married in less than a month w00t. Sorry for not updating this more. Anyway, I gotta split, but until next time here are some words of advice:
The interview:
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right.
The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm, let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliche for speed."
As he turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my Dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.
Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question. "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known is diarrhea." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink or turn on the light, I'd shit my pants!"
He got the job.
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